Models are over 6 feet, they are slim, they have all of their teeth and if not they get them fixed.
They are good looking or at least exotic,odd, but most importantly, photogenic.
No you are not fooling us when you only show a piece of your face, no your eyes are not your best feature.
No you are not beautiful because you say it one hundred times and click your heels like Dorothy.
You are short, fat,with bad skin,yellow teeth, and more,
so No You are not a model……………..You are a crazy person who spends too much of his or her day looking at what they look like on the onside instead of working on the inside…………….the word is not Model……….Its shallow..
2. No you are not a photographer, because you photograph yourself 500 times for face book.
You are not a photographer because you take pictures with a digital camera.
Ok you got one good picture, but you took 100……………
and if you sit a monkey at a typewriter for eternity, he would eventually turn out a master piece of literature……
who said that……….
3. No you are not a skateboarder………..
Because you ride your skateboard to the train station……………….
You are not a skateboarder because you carry one as a fashion accessory……………………
their is a word for you…………..PREP
4 NO you are not ……Hip cool, biker cheque,or a rebel…………..because you have a tattoo
Every one and their mothers
and i mean that literally
are getting tattoos
most don't ever care what it says or means,
its about the ink………….the statement
Tattoos have become a sure sign of conforming now………….you all belong……….Yea
I love tattoos i do, maybe I am just jealous because my dark skin wont take one
without looking like a gun shot wound when its done
or maybe i know what will happen to those tattoos that started out on your back
and wind up on your saggy rear ends
no thanks…..that image always cures me
so, no you are not a rebel
you are some one who has a death wish
both the death of your independence from the rest of the mass media crazed public
and death from another kind of dirty needle…………….
5. No you are not a artist
because you like to make things
or because you graduated from a art school
art schools have become the great dumping grounds of the middle class
what do you want to be Jimmy
I got it a artist…………….
You are not …………………….a artist because you like dressing in black and acting……aloof
Being a artist is not only a life style…………….
yea right……………. what is the life style, poverty, pain and cold winters
sorry i digress.
A artist would make art even if their wasn't a art world
even if he or she did it in a basement or a palace
You are not a artist until you pay your dues.
your art dues
platform shoes, a guitar on your shoulder or a drug problem
does not a artist make
and if you think you are a artist because you make a 50 second video…….about
you you you
or them them them……forget it…
that is called ………… the i want
i want
to be a artist
so just because God didn't give you any talent
Don't let that stop you
technology has given you
allot of new ways ……….
.to make nothing
and call it some thing
and you are not a better artist because you suffer more
you are just suffering……….
you are not a artist because you make craft projects with a room full of kids
you are creative………..you are making …….craft
and their is no guarantee that you will be famous
no guarantee that your work will get better and better
Bessie Harvey
Art
its just a promise…………….. of the beauty ………………….of the process.
thats all
6. No you are not pretty ………………….because allot of men are calling out disgusting things
Sorry honey, take a close look
at those men
Look you know …………………….i am pro immigration
but lets be honest
where i live …………………their are more men than woman
men from every country in south America, Jamaica,Africa, Brazil
you name it
men who have come to this country to make some money and send it back home
these are lonely men,
loud men,
macho men…….
Men who drink too much and yell at any thing that they think is a woman,
why the hell do you think they are here
their wives, mothers and girl friends couldn't wait to get
their silly macho asses out of the home land.
big skinny, ugly.old ………….blind ………………..cripple ………and crazy
Ok I am not faulting woman………they want to believe the press
poor things
and these men from other countries are
over aggressive
crude, offensive and more……………… at least from what i see and hear.
anyway
Woman
i understand if you are flattered …………….because some one loves you
just don't believe it ……………….
when you walk past me …………….and roll your eyes
clutch your purse tighter and fix your clothes
as if i am holding my breath, waiting for a glimpse of your beauty
Yea i look puzzled and annoyed but its not because of your beauty
its because you are watching me waiting for me to react…………
Ok I am reacting……….
Your waist is bigger than mine and you are only 5 feet tall
so yea
i am looking at you
in horror
like marlin Brando
the horror
the horror
thats what i am thinking, thats what my body language betrays
get over yourself……….
7. No you are not……………. sexy because you are wearing too much makeup and too much perfume
you are not sexy wearing clothes that would be better worn by your 20 year old daughter
no you are not sexy………………you are just a trollup, a tramp, a skeezer………..
phew don't get me started
8. no your are not poplar because you talk too loudly on the cell phone
to your boy in the hood…………….about all of the woman that love you
you are ugly greasy and in need of both a job and a bath
how the hell is your broke ass paying for that cell phone any way
oh thats right……….minutes
what a catch………. i am sure all the woman around you are in thrall
i know i am …….i am wondering what your parents think every time
they look at the mess that they created and nurtures
talking on cell phones, has become a national shame
I never understood how stupid people really were, until i listened in …….on ………….the one hundred phone
conversations that are shoved down my throat on a daily bases.
people act like they want me to hear every thing they are saying
they want to share their fake joy and laugher with me
but damn fools
i don't understand Arabic, Spanish, portages or black English
give me a break please……………
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