Ayla Brown: The Tracy Flick of Republican Daughters.
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What shouldn’t you have when you’re 20? Alzheimer’s disease—that would be weird. More than five kids—also strange when you’re just toe-dipping into your deuces. Oh, and how about a multi-page Web site highlighting your minor pop career along with at least nine other personal traits, each with their own special section like “The Community Figure,” describing, of course, your charitable performance at a Red Sox game in support of “The Foundation to be Named Later.” Or an “Actress” section, detailing how you twice turned down an offer to star in a local production of Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat but then “finally accepted” the offer. (Reminiscent of that one friend whose Facebook status message is always something like: “Can’t decide between Harvard and Yale. They both really want me! Going to have to break one of their hearts.”) It's Tracy Flick meets the Internet age.
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