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KEVIN BLYTHE SAMPSON

12/12/09

Rewrite Kevin Say; I am beginning to like Sarah Palin and my night with Conan Obrien

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I know this revelation will shock many of you.
But after watching Sara Palin with my Hero William Shatner .

On Conan Obrien. No I didn't watch Conan Obrien.

Let me tell you a story about this guy. A few years back it he Writer Richard Price.

The guy who wrote the movies “The color of money”, Ransom, Clocker's, and the Wire.

Interviewed me for his New Book Freedom land. I had met him a few years before when had gone to his house.

In new York to do a project which emailed me doing a composite sketch.

Nice Man, Richard, any way he remembered me and interviewed me as a composite artist.

He went with me to my old police head quarters, and although. I was retired they let me use the place.

anyway it went well.

And he gave me tickets to the premiere of his new movie Clocker's

anyway movie stars honey

every one was there.

I would up sitting right next

ok about three seats down from Conan Obrien

who didn't look to happy period

a bit stuck up

anyway their is a scene at the end of the movie

where one of the actors what the hell is his name

he is one of my favorites

John tuturro

says

Blacks are like a self cleaning oven

I couldn't help it

i laughed so hard i fell out of the seat

i was the only one in the whole place laughing

i thought it was so true

and on of the funniest

things i had ever heard

silence with me laughing

i now i was acting like a coon

but i couldn't help it

anyway

Cona Obrien

Looked over at me with Horror

and liberal disgust

i looked at his face and just laughed harder

so no i don't watch Conan Obrien

i think he is corny

but watched a bit of his show that i got off the newspaper

and saw captain Kirk doing a reading of the new palin

book

it was great and Sarah walked in

and did a reading from Shatners autobiography

and i realized

i had seen and hated this woman for so long

that i felt like she was a relative

she was funny and good at what she did

i like the broad

i don't agree with any thing she says

dealing with politics

i doubt that i could take her wink wink for more than a minute

but for the first time i liked her

if she keeps this up

she might just run American

you know us we like

we love

we vote

I know i just scared myself too

 

 
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Palin on 'Tonight'

Sarah Palin recorded a surprise appearance tonight on the Tonight Show, which has lately featured the actor William Shatner reading passages of her memoir and her Facebook postings. 
In the segment airing tonight, Palin walks on at the conclusion of Shatner's mockery -- and reads from Shatner's own autobiography, I'm told.

UPDATE: Palin did indeed emerge, saying “I’m doing great, and I thought Bill did a great job, wonderful job.”
“It’s only appropriate then,” she said, “that I read a few choice excerpts from Mr. Shatner’s autobiography.” Behind her, a bassist, bongo player and flautist as she recited from "Up Till Now: The Autobiography":
“As I finished Mr. Tambourine Man, I glanced over at Johnny Carson, who had a look of astonishment on his face, vaguely similar to the look on Spock’s face when his brain was missing.”
And the highlight:
“I felt so alive. My whole being resonated with the incredible feeling that I was going to visit with an elephant on a starlit moonless night in Africa. And I was going to visit that elephant in my underwear.”

Posted by Ben Smith 09:02 PM

 

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