Reflections on old age, by my Brother Ron

Reflections on old age, by my brother Ron downstairs

First of all we're not middle age.........................we're not going to live to be 114
we're 55 and counting
we don't care if we get there on time
we find children very annoying
sleeping in the chair at 5:00 is OK................
snoring is part of what a real man does
finding it "hard" in the morning has a new meaning
difficult is the right word
we have he right to tell everyone to "piss off"
an all nighter has new meaning...............not getting up to pee
finding things we thought we lost make us happy
but remembering where we put them again make us mad
so we don't shave this week
and we have new hair in strange places
our pants still fit they just sit lower
taking a health has a new meaning
and it is better than sex
we take gingo viagra to remember what sex was like
taking a stroll is a new adventure........................where do I live
where did I park the car
are you my children
now don't you feel better
If I send you this e-mail agan I hope you understand
I've pick up a new virus
it's called the "C"nile virus


tfmds