I got the election blues

 

moms Mabley (God I miss her)

Can I bitch………

The election is almost over, thank God.

Another week of this shit and ill lose what’s left on my mind.

I am sick of all of the commercials

Sick of,

Ok let me make my list.

McCain

I am sick of watching this walking corpse, rail away at Obama

And I don’t care that he got his arms hurt getting stretched on the rack in Vietnam

I am sick of watching him wave those stumpy little arms around

I am sick of his tired speeches and attempts at humor

And most of all I am so sick of Vietnam

If I never hear Vietnam again unless it’s in a travel magazine

I will be most pleased

And while we are at it, yes let’s glorify the troops

But let’s not forget how much we hated that war,

When did these guys become war heroes?

Weren’t we just spitting at them in airports just last week

And that woman

Sarah Palin

Her voice is like a nail on a blackboard

I am so tired of running to the television to cut down the volume,

Every time she starts her silly screeching

What is wrong with her?

And her glasses and hair tied back makes me simply nauseous

I simply can’t stand the woman sorry

And all of the tired old political pundits guessing and getting on my nerves

Yes I am sick of the election

I can’t even take any more Obama speeches

I love the guy but I have heard enough

Just win and let’s move on

But the excitement in the streets can be felt

Newark is alive with the buzz

Alive

If Obama doesn’t win, then stay out of my way

I think I will join the Peace Corps

Or go to Africa to fight aids

Anything

Anyway

McCain please just go away

Please

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