McCain McCain McCain

McCain McCain McCain

He is a slick old geezer

And he wants the presidency

Bad

Why wouldn’t he,

He is more or less on his last leg

And still full of piss and vinegar……..

So why wouldn’t he want to go out with a bang.

I am just asking

Why does he want to take the rest of us with him?

And Sarah Sarah Sarah

It took me days again to write any thing because at first this woman through me

For a loop

I was worried

Then I watched her and her family

And knew that we had just been given a present

This woman is a nut

Just watch her

Her views are driving me further and further towards revolution

Now look

I have got to admit, she is a lot like my ex wife.

My deceased apple plum, who could through a foot ball better than most me

Had the right hook of Ali and the strength of Zena

I love a tough woman

But I love big hair

And bourbon on the breath.

Anyway

I like a woman with spirit

I don’t even mind pioneer woman

As long as it isn’t in the Deep South

McCain has an out dated sense of reference

He went back to the source

You know

Manifest destiny

The gold rush

Indentured servitude

The whole thing

Just To counter Obama’s new vision of change

But he went back too far

If I wanted one of the people who settled the old west

I would have asked for it

We don’t need gunslingers or hockey moms

We need people who can think global

We need people who can use a computer

Unlike McCain

Who the hell doesn’t use a computer in this day and age anyway?

McCain

This should tell you some thing

Let’s see

Subjected to torture over a sustained period

Isolation, deprivation and more

That’s enough

But that he can’t even use a damn computer puts me over the edge

Who is going to read the fool his briefings?

Can he even send an email?

It’s not cute

It shows an inability to change and except knew things

Think about it

I am sure Sarah Palin is simply charming

Her family

Like a family that you would love to eat dinner with

And watch in horrific fascination

As they throw beer cans at each other

And keep the off color jokes coming

And stop trying to make this bimbo out

Yes I said it bimbo

They are all bimbos to McCain

He is still living in the Vietnam days

Sarah

Look I don’t mind your guns

I love guns

I don’t mind you hunting

I like to hunt even though I haven’t killed an animal yet

It just looks cool to shoot at things

Hell

If I can get shot at in Newark

An animal can take one for the team too

Where was I

Abortion

Sarah you are about to bring me back to the table

The pro choice table

This is a woman who doesn’t believe in evolution

And I believe in intelligent design

Meaning God started all of this

That not a stretch for me

Who is for abstinence?

What the hell is that anyway?

While her portly but some what pretty daughter

Sits with one in the oven

Feeling proud

After all of years of calling minority woman

Unwed mothers whores

And forced sterilization programs

In Puerto Rico

Back alley abortions with Coat hangers

Why wouldn’t we support

This governor’s daughter

I bet she can afford day care

So she can continue her education

But why think about this

We are proud she is pregnant

Proud Sarah has a Down syndrome baby

Mean oh Man this election is weird

This should be a site on one of the road shows

Where they find weird

Did you take a look at those people sitting

In the convention

All of my child hood nightmares were

There

From Emmett till to the Klan

Whew I couldn’t watch

I just couldn’t

Where was I

I mean we just had Hillary

Now we have the counter play

Sarah

What a media darling

What a catch

The republican convention

I tried to watch it

I watched Fred Thompson

Because I loved him the hunt for red October

I wanted to hear him say

Some one is going to get killed here or something like that

Did you see the five black people?

Scary

Or was that just the same one that they kept

Showing over and over again

Where do they dig up these coons?

Gee those black folks looked real comfy

At the convention

The convention gave me the chills

It reminded me of some thing out of the crucible

With John McCain playing John Proctor

With Sarah as his wife

And both of them trying to turn

Obama into the slave

Tituba

Lord it was too much

Too many white people in one room for me

God made me scream for some liberals to protect me

Lord lord

I got to be polite

Anyway don’t panic

Sarah Palin is a gift

And watch Billie bob her husband real close

He has a face that says

I am up to some thing

Just watch

And Obama

Damn brother can you get a little gangster

That lack of slave blood in you

Isn’t giving you the proper sense of outrage

Cry freedom

Cry I am free

Come on Amistad

Come On

And rebellion

And let’s burn the plantation down