The art of Kevin Blythe Sampson

THE ART OF
KEVIN BLYTHE SAMPSON

9/9/10

Kevin Writes” I know whats wrong with America its our diet

I am sorry

But I cant help it

I don’t want to keep talking about insanity

But America is going insane

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For the past few years

We have had to wean ourselves off of our credit cards

Our SUVs and large screen TVs

We have had to wean ourselves off of

Any kind of food that tastes good

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But is bad for you

We have changed the oil that French fries are cooked in

Even at McDonalds

We are weaning our selves off salt, sugar, soda

Cigarettes and just about any thing else,

That was tasty and fun

We sit in our homes broke as hell

Waiting for the axe to fall on our jobs

Or our lives

And we sit there all alone

With out the goodies that used to make life worth living

We have crammed our over weight fat American asses

Into gas saving cars

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That are much too small for our egos

And our rear-ends

Our kids are spoiled

Crazy

and wandering aimlessly in the wilderness

We have given up all of those good addictions

For another one

A 24-hour news cycle

Of madness

The mosque

The mosque

We have given into a hillbilly fake ass minister

Hillbillys

In some god forsaken place

With the congregation of a flea a world wide audience

We have the defense minister Gates call him and kiss his ass

To beg him not to burn a Koran and possibly Endanger American lives

What should have happened?

Is that fool Minister and I use this term lightly

He should have gotten a visit from

Some dark American agency

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Some expendable folks

And been told

Go on and burn The Koran

And if one American dies because of it

We will deliver you and yours to the most sordid terrorist group

Operating in the Middle East

That what this fool should have be told

But no

We give this retched beast

A platform and power to make a worldwide

Fool of America

But as we munch our dry tasteless tofu

We let the news median

Pull the strings like the puppet master

That it aspires to be

As I write this I feel my sugar drop

From my fat ass not being able to eat

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Just one Twinkie, a bag of cheese doodles

Or drink a glass of some tasty soda

And they wonder why America is going mad

We are starving

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Holy man my ass

The words holy man

Religion

Constitution

And truth

Have become the silliest

Most badly used words in the English language

We sit instead in a national state of depression

Waiting for the news media

To create a new problem

A new reality show

You don’t have to watch jersey shore

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Any more

Just watch fox news or cnn

Glenn beck is running around

Crying

And staging marches

All the while selling gold on television

Using G Gordy liddy

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As a spokesman

And they wonder why I have a major

Headache

From not being able to drink the five cups

Of coffer

That every one tells me is so bad for me

We go on and on

Calling Obama every name in the book

While the evil republicans

Sit and wait for America to fail

So they can say

See a black man cant be president

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See you liberals are messing up the country

With your health care

With caring for the poor

Let them eat cake

See

The unemployed are now beggars

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America went from white racism

To oppressed white folks

With out missing a beat

To white folks are the new oppressed people

Screaming for their rights

Telling folks where they can build

Where they can immigrate

And where they can or cannot be called Americans

As oil well burn

And and brown people die in waterless Hell holes

America is going mad feeding on it self

Maybe its the diet

A national diet of the bitter herb of despair, vengeance

And poverty

Every one is losing weight on this diet

But American kids

They are fat as hell

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Stuck in front of their cell phones

Texting

Stuck in front of face book and my space

Munching all of the foods

That us old folks dare not to eat

The kids waddle around

In schools no longer funded

Or cared for by local government

With a

I

deserve it all

Attitude

And we spend our days

Watching the new reality show

The new concoctions of Anderson cooper

Fox news and glen beck

We sit here

Munching

Stale

Dry

Salt less popcorn

Eating dry ass granola bars

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Drinking green tea

And we wonder why America is going to hell

We lie about race and goodness

As much as we lie about our weight

Lets go after the Muslims

Lets go after Mexicans

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And the poor

And unemployed

All the while

Dreading the next day of not much work

Not much fun

And not much food

I know why American is going mad

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Now I wonder

Why and if

Caged birds ………………Can sing at all

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